what I learned today...

I was lucky enough to be invited as a VIP guest to Donald Trump's Wealth *cough* live 8-hour infomercial *cough* Summit.

I learned some things today-

1. Only poor people are willing to pay $6000 for a book that will teach them how to protect themselves from losing their money stupidly.

2. Ivanka Trump sure loves herself. and her daddy.

3. You can get wicked strong free unlimited wi-fi at the bar/lobby of the Hyatt Century Plaza Hotel.

4. If you sit in said bar surfing the net long enough, the cabana boy will bring you a bowl of really yummy wasabi covered peanut butter thingies...yum...

5. They shoot movies at the Hyatt Century Plaza Hotel.

6. CAA is quite ominous looking from the bar/lobby of the Hyatt Century Plaza Hotel.

7. CAA agents hang out at the bar/lobby of the Hyatt Century Plaza Hotel. (or at least expensively dressed-all-in-black, clenching cell phones and blackberries, ridiculously coiffed with too much product snotty people - why would I assume they're CAA agents.....)

8. If your job is making your head all dizzy, it's ok to email in sick on what you expect to be an insanely busy day.....they will survive without you and your brain will slowly unmush...